Why I feel like meals would be easier if I slammed my head against the wall the whole time:

Here I am, slaving away* at another meal, and it all appears to be going well until I tell you its time to come and eat. This notice is met with a resounding "NO!" and so it begins.

Why? Why does it have to be like this? Don't you want to eat so you can grow up to be tall and strong? "NO!"

Don't you like the healthy food mommy makes for us with love? "NO!"

Aren't you just the least bit hungry? "NO!"

Can't you just sit still? "NO!"

Can you take two big girl bites? "NO!"

All your friends are playing because they already ate their food. "Well I didn't"

I can see that.

Can I go play? "No."

Can I be done? "No."

I'm going to my room. "No you're not"

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh stop it. Enough with the drama. "Why?"

Why do you think? "I don't know."

UUGHHHHHHH!

Just eat your food. "NO!"

Well then you'll be hungry until the next meal. "Yep"

Just take ONE more bite...  "No."

You don't have to eat your food... but this is all you get. "---"

Can I have some chocolate? "NOOOOOO!"