Mommy's on the phone...

This is a perfect time to:

• Exercise your voice- find your highest note and make it really loud!
• Abuse your privilege of diaper-free time and pee on the floor and play in the puddle
• Empty the cupboard of pots and pans (with Gusto!)
• Close your hand in the cupboard and yell, all the while pressing harder
• Poop with all your might and then start screeching
• Hang on mommy's leg like a baby sloth
• Put random things inside of shoes to be discovered later
• Play 52 card pick up with your bowl of Cheerios
• Play in a corner out of sight very quietly (this is more of a cause for concern than any of the above)
• Nonchalantly begin pressing keys on the laptop, graduating to button mashing and then cherish the look on her face when she sees what you've done to improve Papa's operating system
• Empty the diaper bag and then haul it around like a little hobo
• Attempt to feed yourself ('nuff said)
• Search for treats in the cracks
• Stand on your tippie-toes and lock the door knobs
• Take all of the cans out of the recycling and decorate with them
• Climb into her lap and pull her shirt open to see what's in there
• Get creative and have fun!